If you recall the original posting on this blog, you will note that this was not on the list of borrowed books. I decided to break my rules in this regard because I had been borrowing it from Wade for a while before handing it back unread right before I started this resolution. His insistence that I read this got it placed onto the list.
I've yet to read anything by Warren Ellis that I didn't like. Transmetropolitan is the greatest Hunter Thompson fan fiction anyone has ever written, Fell is a delightfully twisted detective comic, and Crooked Little Vein is, well... I learned a lot about fetishes that I didn't believe were real until I looked them up on the internet.
And so it is with Nextwave, a comic series with which Ellis seems intent on giving the middle finger to the entirety of modern comic books. It is fast-paced almost to a fault, story arcs never last more than two issues, and he gleefully mocks the entire concept of gritty anti-heroes with dark pasts. There is almost nothing I can compare it to, other than perhaps Joss Whedon's Sugarshock, but to be honest the pacing and rapid-fire jokes are the only things the two books have in common. An example of what had me in stitches:
I don't know about you, but I thought that was hilarious.
Well, that's it. I have finished (or at least decided not to finish after careful consideration) every book I had borrowed at the beginning of the year. It is now time to turn my attention to my own library. I'm pretty psyched about it. Do you know why? I haven't read this next book since high school, and it's long overdue for a re-read.
Next: The Hitchhikers Trilogy (All Five Books!) by Douglas Adams.
Monday, September 16, 2013
On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony
Look, I'm going to be honest. If you write a book in which there are incarnations of abstract concepts and you play around with Judeo-Christian mythology a bunch, chances are I'm going to love it. On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony was almost an exception.
There are many parallels to be drawn between this book and other pieces of pop culture, so I'm just going to get those out of the way first. The concept of the Eternals is similar to the Endless in Neil Gaiman's Sandman, a normal guy taking up the mantle of Death is also the plot of Mort by Terry Pratchett, and the method of taking a persons soul out of their body is done in exactly the same way on the woefully cancelled TV series Dead Like Me. On a Pale Horse predates all three. To my knowledge Dead Like Me is the only one that acknowledges any direct influence. Not to say that Gaiman and Pratchett stole from it or anything. Great minds and all that, not to mention the point I made a couple of entries ago about everything being a remix. But I felt like it had to be mentioned.
Anyhow, Piers Anthony is an author who has escaped my attention until now. I vaguely knew about him. He wrote some fantasy series about a place called Xanth, which a guy I knew back in high school assured me were some of the weirdest books he had ever read. This American Life did a super interesting story about a teenage fan who ran away and tried to move in with the Anthony family. I now find it kind of surprising that I never got around to reading him as a teenager. He would have been right up my alley at age 14.
At 28, though, I must confess that I struggled with parts of it. Particularly the rather dated gender and racial politics of the book. I'm not even sure they weren't dated in 1983. Women in this book seem to be introduced first with a run down of how attractive or not attractive they are, and then go on to not do much except act as objects of affection or temptation for the male characters. Even the female lead is pretty much just a MacGuffin with legs. Race is barely touched in the book, but when it is it's a hamfisted kumbaya. To be honest, the dated attitudes almost put me off from finishing the book. But the lead character started getting interesting before I reached the cutoff point.
Zane begins the story as an uninteresting sad-sack who attempts to kill himself and then winds up killing Death instead. In a twist that would later be stolen (er, remixed) by The Santa Clause, he is now required to take up the mantle of Death. As the story goes on it is revealed that he had been set up for the position by Fate and Chronos (guess what they govern) for reasons that are too spoilery to go into here, but it involves the female lead being a MacGuffin in the war between God and Satan. The story is fun enough, if somewhat predictable. But what interests me (and ultimately saves the novel) is how Zane approaches his duties.
Zane is ultimately too compassionate a person to simply reap souls and leave it at that. He bends every law of time and space that is within his power to give people second chances, to reduce their suffering, to make their deaths count for something. This image of a compassionate Death is a forerunner of Gaiman's Death, of Mort, of the Reapers from Dead Like Me. It is from this that Anthony wins me back. In particular, the scene in which Zane comforts two dying coal miners with a parable about a whale who turned into a human is quite moving. While Gaiman's Death is still at the top of my list for Grim Reapers I wouldn't mind seeing, Zane has joined the company of George, Mason, and Daisy as runners-up.
Do I recommend On a Pale Horse? Sure. It's far from the best book I've ever read, and it is dated in many ways, but I had fun with it. I might even get around to reading more Piers Anthony eventually. But for now, my shelf is absent of Anthony and this book goes back to Beth.
Next: Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. by Warren Ellis.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
The Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell
I've been distracted by my Doctor Who marathon, so it took me a few
weeks to get started on this, but I've been knocking it out during Merchant
rehearsal and finally finished it last night.
I'll be honest: I don't have a lot to say about this one. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I don't know enough about the period it is set in to know how accurate it is, but from what I do know it seems to be pretty realistic. As historical fiction, it has sparked my interest in learning more about the period, as well as learning a little more about my ancestry. That is unusual for me, because I've always valued having an attitude of looking forward. Who my ancestors were doesn't define me. Yes, I enjoy St. Patrick's Day, but mostly for the music and the Guinness. I'd rather look forward to a more peaceful and egalitarian time for the human race as a whole, why should I worry about what my great-great-great-great-great-grandparent's culture was? I'll make my own culture, thank-you-very-much.
Yet I couldn't help but feel stirred by this story which could easily have unfolded to or around my ancestors. There's a scene in which Uhtred (the protagonist) is admonished by his friend Brida about who are truly their gods:
In any case, the book is the first in a series, so as per the rules of this venture I could choose to continue on through the series before moving on to the next book on my pile, but I have decided to hold off on that. I'm almost through all my borrowed books. However, since I picked up my own copy of The Last Kingdom thanks to Grounds for Thought, I'll probably pick back up with the series when I reach Cornwell in the alphabet. The next book in the series is called The Pale Horseman, so I find it odd that the next book on my pile has a similar title.
Next: On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony
Reminder: Viking is a profession, not a people, and they didn't wear horns.
I'll be honest: I don't have a lot to say about this one. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I don't know enough about the period it is set in to know how accurate it is, but from what I do know it seems to be pretty realistic. As historical fiction, it has sparked my interest in learning more about the period, as well as learning a little more about my ancestry. That is unusual for me, because I've always valued having an attitude of looking forward. Who my ancestors were doesn't define me. Yes, I enjoy St. Patrick's Day, but mostly for the music and the Guinness. I'd rather look forward to a more peaceful and egalitarian time for the human race as a whole, why should I worry about what my great-great-great-great-great-grandparent's culture was? I'll make my own culture, thank-you-very-much.
Yet I couldn't help but feel stirred by this story which could easily have unfolded to or around my ancestors. There's a scene in which Uhtred (the protagonist) is admonished by his friend Brida about who are truly their gods:
Now I have no inclination to run off and worship Thor (sorry Ryan), but I couldn't help but feel as though my heritage had been stolen from me by those pesky Christians. It hearkened back to someone I knew once who refused to celebrate St. Patrick's day for this very reason: that the Christian god is not an Irish god. Maybe she's right. I've pondered it many times since, and loved that this book was able to stir those feelings, even if the feelings are nothing more than a flight of romantic fancy."You think the Christian god is watching us."
"No," I said, wondering how she knew that I had been thinking about that very question.
"He was never our god," she said fiercely. "We worshiped Woden and Thor and Eostre and all the other gods and goddesses, and then the Christians came and we forgot our gods, and now the Danes have come to lead us back to them."
In any case, the book is the first in a series, so as per the rules of this venture I could choose to continue on through the series before moving on to the next book on my pile, but I have decided to hold off on that. I'm almost through all my borrowed books. However, since I picked up my own copy of The Last Kingdom thanks to Grounds for Thought, I'll probably pick back up with the series when I reach Cornwell in the alphabet. The next book in the series is called The Pale Horseman, so I find it odd that the next book on my pile has a similar title.
Next: On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony
Saturday, July 27, 2013
The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man by Daniel Stashower
It's good to be back in the saddle.
Sorry for the tiny image. it's the biggest version I could find of the cover for the edition I read. Above the title it says: "Holmes meets Houdini in the most phantasmic adventure of his career!"
Fan fiction: the butt of endless jokes. Often, when a fan of a particular movie or tv show is debating continuity with another who cites a novel or comic, the term "fan fiction" will be used to belittle the licensed media. But is it fair? I'm not gonna draw it out: the answer is no.
Fan fiction is much older than most people give it credit for. What are we to make of the ways that cultures (*cough*Romans*cough*) appropriated the stories of their neighbors and those they conquered? "Oh, I like this Zeus guy. Let's tweak him a little bit and call him Jupiter." It's the same impulse, really: I like this story. I like these characters. I want to try something with them. Some may find it unoriginal, or a waste of time, but personally I think it's a testament to the collaborative nature of, well, everything.
And so that brings us to The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man by Daniel Stashower. It claims to be from a lost Watson manuscript (because of course Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were real people, ya dummy!) about the time that Holmes got Harry Houdini off from being framed for a robbery and a murder. I'm not going to go into great detail about the plot itself, but it's not bad. Parts of the solution to the case are fairly obvious early on, but some parts are surprising despite being properly set up, which is all you can ask of any mystery novel.
I'm more interested in the ways that the novel works as fan fiction, and how it resonates with myself as a Sherlock Holmes fan. I've had a love for the character since childhood. Just ask my mom about "Sherlock Joel," a story I had her transcribe for me while I was still figuring out how writing letters worked (Spoiler Alert: Darth Vader did it). And of course, I am just as enamored of the BBC Sherlock series as everyone else on the planet. But it has been some time since I've actually read a Sherlock Holmes story. I think the last one might have been around my freshman or sophomore years of high school. So it's been a while.
I was worried my mental image of the characters might be tainted by repeated viewings of the BBC series. Fortunately, that did not wind up being the case. My old mental images of Holmes and Watson quickly reasserted themselves (although Lestrade was stuck as Rupert Graves until near the end, when for some reason he started to look more like a constable in an Edward Gorey piece. My mind is a strange place). I must give credit for this to the writing. It was pretty close to how I remember the characters in the original stories. Stashower isn't interested in reinventing here: he just wants to add to what has come before. And he does so fairly well. The characterizations are solid, the plot is decent, but if it fails as "an addition to what has come before" it does so in how much it winks at the reader.
All sorts of in-jokes and dramatic irony pepper the story just for those familiar with Holmes and Houdini. After the third or forth time someone punches Houdini in the stomach, I kind of wanted to say "yeah, I get it, Stashower. Move on." There are all kinds of references to earlier Holmes stories, complete with footnotes specifically pointing out that they are references. This, I can only imagine, is as an aide to any readers who might be less familiar with the Holmes cannon. Perhaps Stashower's target audience is less hardcore Holmes fans and more those who are just casually acquainted with the character, and he hopes to get them to read more of the original stories. If this in fact was his goal, he succeeds. I was left thirsting for more Sherlock Holmes, although I won't be getting back to him until I get to the D's in my own library.
One last criticism: I do wish that Houdini had done more. Holmes does all the heavy lifting in the story, with Houdini merely being a client. It would have been nice for Houdini's skills as an escape artist to affect the plot a little more than they did. But it's a minor thing. I didn't even notice it until reflecting on the book afterwards.
Overall, The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man is an enjoyable read, and a solid piece of unabashed, unashamed fan fiction. If you're the type to likes to do this sort of thing, pick up a copy for some beach reading this summer. I might pick up my own copy of it at some point, but for now this copy is going back to Wade.
Next: The Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell.
Sorry for the tiny image. it's the biggest version I could find of the cover for the edition I read. Above the title it says: "Holmes meets Houdini in the most phantasmic adventure of his career!"
Fan fiction: the butt of endless jokes. Often, when a fan of a particular movie or tv show is debating continuity with another who cites a novel or comic, the term "fan fiction" will be used to belittle the licensed media. But is it fair? I'm not gonna draw it out: the answer is no.
Fan fiction is much older than most people give it credit for. What are we to make of the ways that cultures (*cough*Romans*cough*) appropriated the stories of their neighbors and those they conquered? "Oh, I like this Zeus guy. Let's tweak him a little bit and call him Jupiter." It's the same impulse, really: I like this story. I like these characters. I want to try something with them. Some may find it unoriginal, or a waste of time, but personally I think it's a testament to the collaborative nature of, well, everything.
And so that brings us to The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man by Daniel Stashower. It claims to be from a lost Watson manuscript (because of course Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were real people, ya dummy!) about the time that Holmes got Harry Houdini off from being framed for a robbery and a murder. I'm not going to go into great detail about the plot itself, but it's not bad. Parts of the solution to the case are fairly obvious early on, but some parts are surprising despite being properly set up, which is all you can ask of any mystery novel.
I'm more interested in the ways that the novel works as fan fiction, and how it resonates with myself as a Sherlock Holmes fan. I've had a love for the character since childhood. Just ask my mom about "Sherlock Joel," a story I had her transcribe for me while I was still figuring out how writing letters worked (Spoiler Alert: Darth Vader did it). And of course, I am just as enamored of the BBC Sherlock series as everyone else on the planet. But it has been some time since I've actually read a Sherlock Holmes story. I think the last one might have been around my freshman or sophomore years of high school. So it's been a while.
I was worried my mental image of the characters might be tainted by repeated viewings of the BBC series. Fortunately, that did not wind up being the case. My old mental images of Holmes and Watson quickly reasserted themselves (although Lestrade was stuck as Rupert Graves until near the end, when for some reason he started to look more like a constable in an Edward Gorey piece. My mind is a strange place). I must give credit for this to the writing. It was pretty close to how I remember the characters in the original stories. Stashower isn't interested in reinventing here: he just wants to add to what has come before. And he does so fairly well. The characterizations are solid, the plot is decent, but if it fails as "an addition to what has come before" it does so in how much it winks at the reader.
All sorts of in-jokes and dramatic irony pepper the story just for those familiar with Holmes and Houdini. After the third or forth time someone punches Houdini in the stomach, I kind of wanted to say "yeah, I get it, Stashower. Move on." There are all kinds of references to earlier Holmes stories, complete with footnotes specifically pointing out that they are references. This, I can only imagine, is as an aide to any readers who might be less familiar with the Holmes cannon. Perhaps Stashower's target audience is less hardcore Holmes fans and more those who are just casually acquainted with the character, and he hopes to get them to read more of the original stories. If this in fact was his goal, he succeeds. I was left thirsting for more Sherlock Holmes, although I won't be getting back to him until I get to the D's in my own library.
One last criticism: I do wish that Houdini had done more. Holmes does all the heavy lifting in the story, with Houdini merely being a client. It would have been nice for Houdini's skills as an escape artist to affect the plot a little more than they did. But it's a minor thing. I didn't even notice it until reflecting on the book afterwards.
Overall, The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man is an enjoyable read, and a solid piece of unabashed, unashamed fan fiction. If you're the type to likes to do this sort of thing, pick up a copy for some beach reading this summer. I might pick up my own copy of it at some point, but for now this copy is going back to Wade.
Next: The Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
(Not) Finishing the Book
Okay, it is time for me to face some harsh truths about this little New Years Resolution project of mine.
Truth one: I'm not going to actually finish my entire library by the end of this year. I was probably never going to finish the whole library in one year, but I guess I thought I could put a sizable dent in it. Maybe get to the M's.
Truth two: Sometimes, you just don't want to finish the book.
The book this blog entry would have been about is On Being a Christian by Swiss Theologian Hans Küng. It is a very dense and dry book, although not without its points of interest. It was loaned to me (along with Theology for the Third Millennium by the same author) by my father after I expressed an interest in Theology many years ago. It has mostly just sat on shelves and in boxes at different points since, a 700 page leviathan that I was afraid to approach. Then came this crazy New Years Resolution. I was going to have to read it, as per the rules I established for myself. After finishing A Prayer for Owen Meaney back in February, I cracked the spine on Küng.
Progress was slow. It is so dry it was rarely able to keep my attention for more than a few pages at a time. Weeks went by without any progress at all. Wade would call me and goad me on, but even with that encouragement I found it a chore to return to Küng. I took to keeping a text document with my responses to Küng's points along with quotes that I liked. But that only helped a little. I was still massively bored by it.
Why? Why was I bored by this? I have always found religion to be an interesting topic, and I didn't have nearly this much trouble with Robert M. Price's The Christ-Myth Theory and its Problems back in the fall (although I was reading it for a paper I was writing, so that helped). I came to realize that I was more interested in historical and social trends related to religion and how individuals connect with religious belief than I was with Theology. That isn't to say that I didn't find some interest in the book. But the interesting parts were few and far between in the 248 pages that I wound up getting through.
There came a point where Wade stopped encouraging me to finish the book and started encouraging me to not finish the book. He thought that at least I should skip the second Hans Küng book. He reasoned with me that since I had a rule to allow myself to read other books in a series if I decided I liked the one I had, that I should also be able to decide not to continue reading if I didn't like the first book. While these two Küng books are not technically in a series together, I still take his point, which leads to:
Truth three: I need to revise the rules.
So as of now, if I decided that I don't like an author, I don't have to read any more of that author's books. However, if I decide that I do like them, I can pick up more books by that author and read them before continuing on with my project. Also, and this is the biggest change: I don't have to finish the book.
I know! This is antithesis to the very name of the blog! But I came across this infographic a couple of days ago, and it finally got me thinking about just... not finishing. I quite liked one of the quotes in the infographic. "I once heard that the rule for when to abandon a book is 100 minus your age." That's probably a pretty good rule. That isn't to say that a book might not start out slow and pick up by the end, but do I really have another five months to slog through a book just to find out? If I'm lucky, I have another 50 years of book reading ahead of me. If I keep at my current pace with Küng, I'll have wasted one of those years on a book I'm not even enjoying that much. This is unacceptable. So although the title of this blog is "Finishing the Book(s)", I have decided that when it becomes apparent that finishing a particular book is going to come at the expense of future books, then it does not have to be finished. I'll give it 100 pages minus my age.
So fare thee well, Hans Küng. You'll be finding your way back to my father's bookshelf soon. I've already started the next book in this blog series, I'm already half way through, and I already know that I made the right decision.
Next time: The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man by Daniel Stashower.
Truth one: I'm not going to actually finish my entire library by the end of this year. I was probably never going to finish the whole library in one year, but I guess I thought I could put a sizable dent in it. Maybe get to the M's.
Truth two: Sometimes, you just don't want to finish the book.
The book this blog entry would have been about is On Being a Christian by Swiss Theologian Hans Küng. It is a very dense and dry book, although not without its points of interest. It was loaned to me (along with Theology for the Third Millennium by the same author) by my father after I expressed an interest in Theology many years ago. It has mostly just sat on shelves and in boxes at different points since, a 700 page leviathan that I was afraid to approach. Then came this crazy New Years Resolution. I was going to have to read it, as per the rules I established for myself. After finishing A Prayer for Owen Meaney back in February, I cracked the spine on Küng.
Progress was slow. It is so dry it was rarely able to keep my attention for more than a few pages at a time. Weeks went by without any progress at all. Wade would call me and goad me on, but even with that encouragement I found it a chore to return to Küng. I took to keeping a text document with my responses to Küng's points along with quotes that I liked. But that only helped a little. I was still massively bored by it.
Why? Why was I bored by this? I have always found religion to be an interesting topic, and I didn't have nearly this much trouble with Robert M. Price's The Christ-Myth Theory and its Problems back in the fall (although I was reading it for a paper I was writing, so that helped). I came to realize that I was more interested in historical and social trends related to religion and how individuals connect with religious belief than I was with Theology. That isn't to say that I didn't find some interest in the book. But the interesting parts were few and far between in the 248 pages that I wound up getting through.
There came a point where Wade stopped encouraging me to finish the book and started encouraging me to not finish the book. He thought that at least I should skip the second Hans Küng book. He reasoned with me that since I had a rule to allow myself to read other books in a series if I decided I liked the one I had, that I should also be able to decide not to continue reading if I didn't like the first book. While these two Küng books are not technically in a series together, I still take his point, which leads to:
Truth three: I need to revise the rules.
So as of now, if I decided that I don't like an author, I don't have to read any more of that author's books. However, if I decide that I do like them, I can pick up more books by that author and read them before continuing on with my project. Also, and this is the biggest change: I don't have to finish the book.
I know! This is antithesis to the very name of the blog! But I came across this infographic a couple of days ago, and it finally got me thinking about just... not finishing. I quite liked one of the quotes in the infographic. "I once heard that the rule for when to abandon a book is 100 minus your age." That's probably a pretty good rule. That isn't to say that a book might not start out slow and pick up by the end, but do I really have another five months to slog through a book just to find out? If I'm lucky, I have another 50 years of book reading ahead of me. If I keep at my current pace with Küng, I'll have wasted one of those years on a book I'm not even enjoying that much. This is unacceptable. So although the title of this blog is "Finishing the Book(s)", I have decided that when it becomes apparent that finishing a particular book is going to come at the expense of future books, then it does not have to be finished. I'll give it 100 pages minus my age.
So fare thee well, Hans Küng. You'll be finding your way back to my father's bookshelf soon. I've already started the next book in this blog series, I'm already half way through, and I already know that I made the right decision.
Next time: The Adventure of the Ectoplasmic Man by Daniel Stashower.
Monday, February 11, 2013
A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
Sorry that it has
taken so long to update. This semester had a rocky start to it, and
I've only recently started finding time in my schedule for
extra-circular reading. Hopefully I'll be able to keep up with this
from here on out.
A Prayer for Owen Meany
by John Irving is pretty much just as good as I had been lead to
believe. It's one of those books that gets assigned in High School
English a lot (although not my English class) and also one of the few
that most students walk away from having enjoyed. I can see why. Its
themes are very present and obvious, but it still manages to be a
little edgy without crossing the line into offensive territory. It is
also very comforting to those who desire to believe that God has a
purpose for them. While I am not one of those people (and will
actually be tearing down that aspect of the novel in a few
paragraphs), I still recognize the appeal. Despite any theological
reservations I have about the book, I still enjoyed it. Spoiler-free
until I note otherwise.
The
story is told by one John Wheelwright, the son of a single mother in
a small New England town in the 1940's. He befriends a boy named Owen
Meany. Owen Meany is
small (although I don't believe he's supposed to have dwarfism, as he
seems to in the very loose, barely-counts-as-an-adaptation
Simon Birch)
and has a strange voice and a borderline fanatical devotion to God.
This devout religious belief is the center of the narrative. All
action occurs to support this theme. As life happens to our
protagonists and tragedies and mysteries occur, they all tie into
what Owen claims is God's plan for him. All of these events are what
give our narrator his faith in God, as he tells us recounting the
story in 1987.
One
of the things that Irving does very deftly with this narrative is
jump around in time. He goes back and forth from the time period of
the late 40's through the late 60's (not to mention the novels
“present day” of 1987) without ever getting confusing. Every
backtrack, every jump forward makes sense when it happens and you
never really lose track of where you are. However, there is something
a little strange about the “present day” parts of the story. The
novel was published in 1989, so I can only assume the current events
John refers to (and he refers to them a lot – Reagan, Iran-Contra,
Oliver North) were current when the novel was written. I think this
has dated the novel in a way Irving probably didn't factor in when he
wrote it. It doesn't have much to do with the central theme about
faith, but rather ties into the secondary theme – the tired idea
that America was somehow “innocent” before Vietnam and then lost
its innocence during that war. It's an idea that seems to have been
created by Baby Boomers for Baby Boomers. I doubt many “Greatest
Generation” members would buy the narrative, having lost their own
innocence early due to the Depression. In any case, I don't really
feel like addressing that theme beyond saying that it's obviously a
dumb one to anyone with any sense of historical perspective.
Irving
is also quite good at painting characters. Every aspect of his
characters, from their appearance right down to their personalities
and tastes is vivid and realistic. However, it is also troubling at
times. The story is told from a very privileged POV, which isn't
troubling in and of itself necessarily. In fact, the rich characters
in the story run the gamut from good and virtuous to ill tempered and
selfish. However, this spectrum of behavior falls away when the novel
deals with lower-class characters. Owen and Lydia (the Wheelwrights
maid) being the only exceptions, the rest of the poor characters are
portrayed as dumb, crazy, evil, or some combination of all three. The
worst hand, however, is dealt to Owen's parents.
(Spoilers
begin here).
Owen's
parents are regarded by the other characters (including Owen himself)
as dumb. John and his step-father Dan are quite candid about their
suspicion that Owen's mother is mentally retarded (a claim not really
supported by her behavior). And when they reveal to John that Owen
was the result of a virgin birth, John gets quite irrationally angry
at them for being either stupid or liars. I say irrationally because
this comes on the heals of Owen's chief miracle: at the climax of the
novel he gives his life to save some children from a grenade, just as
he had premonitions about for years before, and the details were
exact, right down to the date. This event gave John faith in God and
that Owen's life was guided by divine fate, but even after all of
that he couldn't accept that Owen's parents might be telling the
truth about his virgin birth? It doesn't make any sense. Nor does
Owen's cruelty towards his parents. At a Christmas pageant where Owen
plays baby Jesus, he yells at his parents to leave the church because
their presence there was blasphemy. And at Owen's funeral John thinks
back to this event, concluding that Owen would feel the same way
about his parents presence at his funeral. Why? No explanation for
this treatment is given or implied. Owen's parents are dumb and poor,
that's all we really know.
What's
really sad about the treatment of Owen's parents is that I find their
reaction to Owen's virgin birth much more believable than the
reactions of Joseph and Mary in the nativity myth. If such a thing
were to really happen, I imagine the parents would
be terrified of their child and would
become withdrawn and would
have a hard time dealing with the rest of the world.
The
biggest holes in the novel are around its central theme. There are
two main arguments for faith that it presents. I'll get the easy one
out of the way first. It quotes Thomas Aquinas' “First Mover”
argument. The idea is that because an object in motion requires an
agent to put it into motion, the universe itself needs such an agent,
and that agent is God. The problem inherent in the argument is that
then God needs a “first mover” himself, and the question just
gets kicked further back, on and on. If you accept that God doesn't
require a first mover, then why does the universe need a first mover?
These are cosmological questions that still have not been answered,
but to simply said “God did it” and leave it at that isn't a
sufficient answer. If anything it raises more questions than it
answers.
The
other argument for faith that the novel presents is the existence of
miracles. Owen's whole life is said to be a miracle, and the proof is
in how he dies. He works for the army, helping with the funeral
arrangement of dead soldiers coming back from Vietnam. The family of
one soldier in particular is full of evil nutcases (who are poor, of
course) and after Owen confronts the brother of the soldier about
being more respectful, the guy follows Owen to an airport to kill
him. Owen is asked by a nun to take some Vietnamese children who she
has helped into the country to go to the bathroom. Once there the
crazy brother throws a grenade at John, who passes it to Owen who
then jumps into John's arms as he pushes Owen up towards a high
window, where Owen “dunks” the grenade in a move they had
practiced time and again as children with a basketball. The grenade
goes off in time to kill Owen, although the children are saved. Owen
had been having premonitions about this event his whole life, right
down to the date it would occur on. It is what led him to join the
army (because he believed he had to be in Vietnam from the presence
of the children in the premonition). The event is presented as
evidence that Owen's life was divinely guided. However, this notion
falls apart at one simple fact: if Owen hadn't been born, none of
this would have happened. The crazy guy wouldn't have been at the
airport to throw the grenade. John's mother would be alive. In fact,
in many ways, everyone would be better off. The entire “miracle”
is completely contrived.
(End
Spoilers).
It
sounds like I didn't like the book, but I actually did. The prose is
good, and it is quite funny and moving at different points. I would
recommend it to others, and will most likely read some more John
Irving at some point.
Up
next: On Being a
Christian
by Hans Küng.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
White Noise by Don DeLillo
I'm not sure where to begin with this one. This novel is very disjointed and at times rambles on with no real focus. There are several themes that are visited: death, family life, consumerism, media culture, but nothing particularly profound is said about any of them. None of them pay off. The protagonist is unlikable, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but he isn't very interesting either, which is unforgivable. However, I don't want to completely trash the book. There are funny moments and at least a few interesting passages. I'll keep it spoiler free until I note otherwise.
The story revolves around a "Professor of Hitler Studies" named Jack Gladney, who narrates the novel. He lives with his fourth wife with their children from numerous marriages, who are all various levels of wunderkinds. His colleague Murray is a professor of American Environments (apparently what they called "Popular Culture" in the 80's) at the same college and is the source of most of the novel's half-assed observations about society. The novel is split into three parts, the first simply introducing the characters and themes, the second depicting an "Airborne Toxic Event" which causes their town to evacuate, and the third part making stumbling attempts at paying off the themes without really paying them off.
For a college professor, the protagonist of this novel is pretty stupid. I lost count of how many times I rolled my eyes at him pretty early on. Numerous times he identifies some aspect of human behavior or society that he imagines himself to be above, all the while drowning in his own variant of that behavior. Perhaps that was a part of the point, but it gets grating fast. At no point did I feel invested in his character. Murray acted almost as a foil to this, reveling in the dredges of society instead of imagining himself above them. Frankly, he might have made a more interesting protagonist.
The themes about consumerism and media culture do the least to pay off. If anything they form a backdrop: a setting for the story, not the purpose of it. This does strike me as odd, given that the title of the book is White Noise, a culmination of all the gadgets and shows and machines that form our backdrop every day. Why is it just a backdrop? Why doesn't it affect the story in any meaningful way?
The theme of family life probably does the second least to pay off. Murray puts forth the hypothesis that family units serve a function of warding off reality, that "small errors grow heads, fictions proliferate." He claims that societies with strong family units tend to be societies of superstition and mysticism, while rational societies tend to have weaker family units. I'm not sure about the veracity of this claim. Personally, I tend to be more pedantic around my family, not less. I probably let my friends get away with half-truths and incorrect statements more than I do my family. But there does seem to be some kind of truth to it, if only in an archetypal way. In any case, Murray's theory is never really confirmed or refuted in the text.
I don't know. Maybe I'm too accustomed to Science Fiction and Fantasy, where the themes that form the subtext tend to literally become the text in some meaningful way before the story is over. Maybe I shouldn't be looking for that here. But at least one of the themes does kind-of sort-of pay off in this way: death.
Spoilers. Skip down to the final paragraph if you want to avoid them.
The theme of death is so prevalent in the story I'm surprised it wasn't the title. It's central to the books second and third parts. The second part of the story sees an entire town running for its life from a toxic spill. Jack (once more being an idiot) exposes himself to it without thinking. Once at the refugee site a medical screener tells him that because of his exposure he will certainly die - some time in the next thirty years. The toxin can take that long to take effect. Jack does the math and realizes thirty years would put him on the other side of eighty. This, at least, is an interesting predicament. After all, aren't we all (statistically) due sometime before eighty? But now he has a certain confirmation instead of a nebulous idea.
Not long after, Jack learns that his wife Babette had been taking an experimental medication in secret: a medication meant to alleviate fear of death. She learned of it through an advertisement in a tabloid, but the company shut the trials down before she had the chance to try it. However, her fear of death is so soul-engulfing that she agrees to have an affair with one of the scientists to get her hands on the pills. They work for a while, but eventually they stop. After she confesses all this to Jack she stops taking the pills.
Meanwhile Jack has a conversation with Murray where Murray hypothesizes that there are two kinds of people in the world: diers and killers. Diers accept their death. They may try to distract themselves from it with things like religion or hobbies, but ultimately they accept that it will happen. Killers, on the other hand, attempt to prolong their life by ending others. They commit murders simply because it means they live longer than their victim. Jack takes to this idea a little too eagerly, and decides to track down his wife's lover and kill him.
The murder attempt does not go quite how Jack envisioned it. He attempts to make it look like a suicide, but he places the gun into the victims hand before he's even dead. This ends in a predictable way and Jack gets shot back. This seems to snap Jack out of whatever crazed mindset he was in and he drags the man to a nearby hospital, where a Nun gives him a monologue about how none of the nuns in the hospital actually believe in God. They just pretend they do to make everyone else feel better. This seems to upset Jack, but he accepts it and leaves.
The final chapter seems to indicate that life goes on regardless. Apparently there were no consequences to Jack's actions. He never says how he explained his injury to his wife, or why he didn't get brought up on attempted murder charges. His suburban life just goes on. And this is what bothered me. Actions have consequences, but apparently no one told Don DeLillo. I understand that the book is more focused on theme than plot, but damn it, if the theme doesn't affect the plot in a realistic way then any point you're trying to make gets undermined. I just can't quite suss out what DeLillo is trying to say about death. The best thing to do is ignore it? That's kind of a weak ending after so much fuss. If any of you have read the book and have a different perspective, feel free to comment. Just mark spoilers as such.
End Spoilers.
Despite my problems with it, White Noise does have redeeming qualities. The character of Murray is a lot of fun, as is Jack's son Heinrich. It has funny moments, and at least a few of the observations are interesting, even if they aren't fully explored. It's not an overly long book, so if it sounds like your kind of thing, I'd say go for it. I don't think I'll be buying my own copy, though. This one is going back to Ashley.
Next time: A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving.
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